Free Agency has begun.

And here I was, worrying that the Bears were seriously going to try and fully replace John Tait by overspending to re-sign John St. Clair, a career backup guard who struggled mightily when they tried to make him a left tackle last year. But no worries. Instead, they overspent on Frank Omiyale, a career backup tackle who's only started one game in four years. So it's awwwwriiiiiiiight. Seriously, though, who in the blue fuck is Frank Omiyale?

On a positive note, now I can say with full confidence and finality that once again and from now on, our long national nightmare has finally ended for good. Fukk u, Rex. It's just gonna suck when he goes to a real team with a real coaching staff someday and turns into one of those Tommy Maddox/Steve DeBerg "holy crap, I didn't know he could do that" guys, eight years from now.