Showing posts with label Minnesota Vikings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Minnesota Vikings. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

That's What I Like To See.

Glorious.
A few days ago, in the typical Redskins-fan manner, I predicted years of doom, gloom, and heartbreak if the Redskins did not follow a specific course of action on Sunday. In so doing, I fully expected them to let me down in spectacular fashion, either by outright refusing to start Robert Griffin III or, even if they did start him, handcuffing him with a super-conservative gameplan that kept us from getting any real traction or moving the ball at all. I went into Sunday's game just waiting for the Redskins to crater, to give me an excuse to run howling back to this blog in a shredded burlap sack and a dirty loincloth, waving a broken shepherd's crook over my head and proclaiming the arrival of the end times. After all, I've been reading Neil's posts for long enough to understand exactly how these things are supposed to play out. To instead receive the gift from the gods that was bestowed upon myself and all of Redskins nation on Sunday afternoon was bounteous good fortune, and lo, there was much rejoicing. No garments were rent, and I headed over to a friend's house to catch the night game with a smile on my face and a song in my heart.

But now, writing about the game has me a little wrong-footed. If what I wrote last Saturday is really true, a referendum on the future of the Redskins, at least over the next few years, has been handed down, and we're headed for a brighter tomorrow. And yet, I still see some problems not just on the horizon but in the very gameplay that we saw on Sunday during what was, for 2.5 quarters at least, a glorious beatdown of a relatively worthy opponent. So as much as I'd love to spend 1500 words giving you a really verbose version of "RG3! WOOOOO!" there are some less than positive elements of Sunday's game that we need to discuss.

First of all, where the Vikings are concerned, I'm not really sure whether the game validated my theorizing about them really just being a perennial second-tier team or not. Novelist Jim Shepard wrote a feature-length article for SBNation last week about how hard it has been to be a Vikings fan over the course of his lifetime, and went to great lengths to detail the manner in which the Vikings always manage to underachieve, pointing out that they've been to four Super Bowls but never won any of them and that in 1998, Randy Moss's rookie season, they managed to go 15-1 and still not win their conference's championship. I'm sure that's a very bitter personal history with football fandom to live through, and therefore Shepard and other Vikings fans see it as a far worse history than it is in any objective sense. Still, it feels to me like a confirmation of my theory. And yet, I didn't feel that way at first. One of the first notes on the page of my notebook that I scribbled on while watching the game last Sunday reads, "Jesus Christ. Maybe I was wrong about the Vikings." This was after I spent the first quarter watching their offense move down the field without any real difficulty, while their defense shut our offense down so thoroughly that we didn't get a first down until the last minute of the first quarter. The only thing that gave me any hope during the first 15 minutes of the game was that, whenever the Vikings got into the red zone, the Redskins defense would tighten up and hold them to a field goal, so that when RG3 finally got a drive going with a couple of over-the-middle passes to Fred Davis, we were little more than a touchdown behind.

But the issue with the defense needs to be addressed. It's a problem for us, and will doubtless remain so for the rest of the season, at minimum. This, as far as I can tell, is the problem: while the front seven is strong against the run, and can rush the passer reasonably well, the secondary is weak enough that, assuming the quarterback isn't sacked or pressured strongly enough that he has to throw it away, he'll have open men when he throws downfield. It's hard to stop a driving opponent on third down and long when receivers are being covered loosely enough that they can catch a 5 yard pass and run the rest of the way to the first-down marker, and usually several yards past it, before any tacklers show up. Our secondary is playing very deep so as to avoid getting beaten by double moves--perhaps Haslett still has nightmares about that prime time home game back in 2010 when the Eagles started the game by scoring on several long-bomb touchdown passes in a row, and ended up hanging nearly 60 points on us. It was a masochistic nightmare of a viewing experience, I can tell you that, and I certainly don't ever want to see its like again. However, when your secondary has to focus all its energy on taking away the deep pass and leave the underneath area wide open, all you're really doing is slowing a team down, not stopping them. This did, however, explain why the Vikings had to settle for field goals on the first four of their seven trips to the red zone. Once the field shortens enough to the point where there really aren't separate deep and underneath pass route zones, the Redskins are able to cover the field thoroughly enough to prevent much success with any sort of passing game. This is a better situation to have on our hands than we could have, but it isn't good enough.


Never again.

Let's talk about our secondary. Who are our clearcut starters? The first name that stands out is DeAngelo Hall, the VT alumnus who was, even in college (according to my best friend, who pretty much bleeds burnt orange and maroon), locker room poison. He's the highest paid man in our defensive backfield (shit, unless Brandon Merriweather is, but I can't imagine), he's got a big mouth, a reputation for whiffing on tackles and having trouble in man-to-man coverage, and he's made quite a few high-profile interceptions over the years, upon which he's pretty much built his career. I'm seeing more good things from D. Hall this year than I'm used to in the past--he has a sack, for one thing, and he's got two interceptions so far this year, which for him is not amazing but isn't bad either. He's still not a shutdown corner by any means, but he's decent. He probably deserves to be a clearcut starter, at least when compared to the group he's in. But who else in the defensive backfield can you say that about? Brandon Merriweather was a big free agent acquisition, but he still hasn't made it to the field during the regular season this year. Madieu Williams had an interception this week and I've seen him make a few good tackles as well. Dejon Gomes hasn't looked terrible out there, and even Reed Doughty, the bad penny of our secondary over the past several years (which is to say he always turns up in the starting lineup at some point), hasn't done anything as blatantly awful as his fourth-down coverage of Andre Johnson in week 2 of last year. But do any of them stand out to you as reliable? They don't to me. I don't think they do to Haslett either. I saw third-string safetyman Jordan Pugh spend quite a few snaps on the field during the second half of the Vikings game, while supposed starting safetyman Dejon Gomes was on the field on special teams as often as he was during defensive plays. All of these guys are capable of good plays on occasion, but when we see as many converted third downs as we do, we can't consider any of them to be the kind of consistent starters we need in order to build a world-class defense.

This realization actually helped me to understand what Haslett has been up to with the stacking-the-box defensive plays. At one point near the end of the game, when the Redskins were up by two scores and just needed to force the Vikings to have a time-consuming drive in order to salt the game away, I texted a friend of mine about how the time had come for us to slow down on the pass rush and take away Ponder's midrange passing game. I noticed that there were less defenders in the box during that drive, so I figured Haslett had the same idea--but then I noticed that short passes were still getting completed often enough that the Vikings were moving down the field. Now, as I said, they needed two scores, and the drive took long enough that they weren't going to get them (plus it ended with a D. Hall red zone interception anyway), but it was still a bit worrying to see how many successful pass plays the Vikings had on that drive (7, out of 17 total plays), and how quickly they got them (drive started with 2:43 left in the game, ended with :22 left). If we'd had one less touchdown and D. Hall had missed that final interception, we might very well have lost on the last play of this game. The secondary isn't good enough to take the passing game away from Christian Ponder, who is having a good year but is by no means one of the NFL's elite quarterbacks. What will happen when we face Joe Flacco and the Ravens on December 9? Unless things change a good bit between now and then, I won't be betting on a win.

But see, that's why I say that I'm starting to understand what Haslett has been up to. Our defense was most successful on Sunday when we were able to get to the quarterback--if not sack him, at least pressure him and drive him out of the pocket, take away the time he needed to find his (doubtlessly open) receivers. This was what was going on during the second and third quarters, when the offense was racking up 24 unanswered points. The interceptions during the second and third quarters were also a result of QB disruption--Ponder getting hit and losing the ball caused Lorenzo Alexander's whatever-you-call-it (league says it's a fumble, but you may as well call it an interception since the ball went straight from Ponder's throwing arm into Alexander's hands without ever touching the ground), and Madieu Williams's interception came from an inaccurately thrown and possibly tipped pass delivered under pressure. Haslett has to have realized at some point that, no matter game plan he goes with, he'll have to give up the short pass in order to avoid giving up the deep pass. Therefore the only hope for total play disruption will come from an aggressive front-seven attack in the passing game. Considering that our front seven are no slouches at stopping the run either--at one point in the first quarter I wrote "Adrian Peterson is scary" in my notebook, but by the third quarter he'd been pretty much neutralized--a successful blitzing attack can help the Redskins form the illusion of a complete defense. Now, if we fail to create pressure on the quarterback, we're fucked. But it seems that if we don't try, we're just as fucked, so there's little to lose at this point. Therefore, I'd like to announce that, until further notice, Haslett and I are cool and I ain't mad at his defensive game planning. The man's just trying to make lemonade out of a lemon-filled secondary, and I respect that. However, I reserve the right to flip-flop like a Massachusetts politician on this particular position later in the season if the circumstances warrant my doing so.

OK, so enough about the defense. What happened when the Redskins were on offense? Well, for starters, RG3 ran for a 76-yard touchdown to put the game away for the Redskins. That's not all there is to discuss from the offensive performance, but it's AWESOME, so let's go ahead and talk about it for a little bit. If you didn't see it live, there's a video of it on the NFL's website, complete with the original commentary from the announcers during the game, which you can watch here. Now, at one point during the replays, the announcer says something about the play having been a designed run. I take issue with that--watching the offensive line's blocking at the beginning of the play, that looks to me like they're trying to set a pocket for Griffin and it just breaks down so bad that he has to abandon it by stepping up, between the center and the left guard. At that point, rather than continuing to try for a pass, he notices that he's got running room, and just takes off. Almost any other quarterback in the NFL right now would have stepped out of bounds once they got the first down, but when RG3 saw that he had a clear path down the sideline, he took it and ran fast enough to make it all the way to the end zone untouched. That's the first time any NFL QB has pulled off something like that since Kordell Stewart of the Steelers in 1996--and apparently the time before that was 1940, back when the distinction between passing quarterbacks and single-wing tailbacks (more on that in a minute) was still a bit fuzzy. The fact that RG3 is capable of such a thing is rare and valuable, and it's a big part of the difference he makes to our offense all by himself. Jason Campbell might have been able to make that first down, but he would have gone out of bounds afterwards, and Rex Grossman's terminal lack of pocket awareness probably would have gotten him sacked in a similar situation.

The Redskins have had a lot of those late-game barely-holding-on-to-a-lead drives in past years that went three and out and left the opposing team to drive down the field in the waning moments of the game, taking the lead and giving us something like 45 seconds with no timeouts to try and make some desperation play at the end of the game and eke out a win. Most of the time it didn't happen. RG3 has now shown us that he has the ability to seal away a game for us in these same situations, and I'd like to see him do more of that--but honestly, regardless of how fast he can run, I'd rather not risk him out there doing stuff like that if we can avoid it. I was glad to see him looking over his shoulder with obvious plans to step out of bounds rather than getting tackled in the open field--he clearly learned a lesson from his concussion last week, and that's great. But the issue here, if I may briefly look at a 76-yard touchdown run and find reason to complain (thank you for the horse--let me check its teeth), is that our offensive line is still not where it needs to be on pass-blocking. I noted their success last week with run-blocking--and we saw more of that in the Vikings game, with Alfred Morris and RG3 combining for 185 yards (109 if you ignore the 76-yard TD run, which, as I said before, I am convinced was a busted play, but that's still pretty good). Morris was not as dominant against the Vikings as he was over the last two weeks against the Falcons and Bucs, but some of that might very well be due to the Vikings' formidable front four, starring Jared Allen and the remains of the Williams Wall, who were noted for their strength against the run back when both of them were still there. It's just Kevin now, but he's not to be counted out by any means. I feel confident that the line will do a decent job of blocking for Morris, Royster, and whoever else we get to carry the ball for us, but the pass blocking has to improve before we can truly become a dominant offense.

I do see some interesting decisions being made to cover the weaknesses on straight-up pass plays, though. If you were watching the pre-snap formations the Redskins were using, you may have noticed that they were starting a lot of plays with three players in the backfield in addition to RG3. Now, I don't know a ton about the nuts and bolts of football play diagramming--the "X's and O's," so to speak. However, as a nerdy pre-pubescent child who loved football and books with an equally overwhelming intensity, I used to seek out and read as quickly as possible every football-related book in any library I was given access to. At one point I found a book that related the history of American football, back to its very earliest days as a version of rugby played by Ivy League schools. The book traced the evolution of game play all the way from the early wedge formations (which literally murdered people) up through the kinds of plays that still dominated college football in the early 80s--the T formation, the single wing, etc. I never had much time for any of that stuff as a kid; I'd occasionally watch college games on Saturdays, because hey, it was football, but it seemed boring compared to the fast-action pro game of the era. And if it seemed boring then, it would come across as totally prehistoric now. And yet, from dutifully slogging through that book, I learned some interesting things, like the fact that position names like "quarterback" and "halfback" originally represented how far behind the line of scrimmage a player was lined up before the snap, rather than anything relating to their roles in the offense. In the single-wing offense, the player behind the center who received the snap was generally the tailback, the farthest-back player. It was the evolution of this role, with the arrival of 1930s-era players who were skilled at passing the ball (Sammy Baugh, Sid Luckman, etc) and the dominance of the teams that recruited said players, which led to the redefinition of backfield positions to correspond to offensive roles, and the evolution of offensive football into what we generally see on the field today.

I don't want to go through all of that in any kind of detail, because god knows I will bore the pants off of you, but I did notice a bunch of different offensive formations during the Vikings game that featured RG3 in a role analogous to the single-wing tailback, with as many as four other players lined up in the backfield with him. The formations I noticed the most were a zigzag-looking thing that featured a tight end lined up just behind the offensive line in the traditional "quarterback" spot, only inbetween the guard and the tackle in what is known in modern terms as the "H-back" position. Then RG3 would be under center in the "fullback" spot, about where a quarterback would stand in the shotgun formation, with a "halfback" a couple yards in front of him, staggered towards the side of the line without the H-back tight end, and a "tailback" a couple yards behind him and staggered towards the side of the line with the H-back. Another formation that was often used was a modified T-formation, with RG3 moved from under center to the same level as the left and right T-backs, and a third running back behind him in the position a tailback takes in the pistol formation. After reading a reference to the wishbone in a discussion of the Skins-Vikings game by my favorite football-nerd website, Football Outsiders, and doing some google image searching, I discovered that the second of those two formations was indeed a modified wishbone, as popularized by University Of Texas coach Emory Bellard in the late 60s. Meanwhile, the former turned out to be the wing-T, a formation first employed in 1907 by Pop Warner's Carlisle Indians, starring Jim Thorpe!

I'm real proud of you boys.

OK, that was some serious nerdery, huh? Sorry--I'll try to keep that kind of thing to a minimum from here on in. My point with going through all of that was to make clear that I did see the Redskins doing things in this game against the Vikings to work within their limitations by stressing fundamentals and keeping their playcalling away from the weaknesses of the team's current personnel. To some extent, as with all teams on the pro level where 55-gallon oil drums full of hundred-dollar bills are at stake, I see a team still hamstrung by the current expectations of a 2012 pro football audience, and these expectations will continue to hamper our performance going forward (though, with RG3 springing from busted pockets like the ghost of Gale Sayers, maybe not as much as they could). But there's a lot that can be done out of the wishbone, the wing-T, and other old-school backfield formations that don't show up in the NFL that often anymore, so as long as the Redskins keep using them as change-ups, they'll probably be able to squeeze 8 or 9 wins out of the team this year and lay some solid groundwork for a more well-rounded offense built around our speedy rookies in future years.

But I still don't see us making the playoffs in 2012. And you can accuse me of trotting out the traditional doom and gloom of the long-suffering, pessimistic superfan--hell, you may be right. At the same time, I think it's important to manage expectations and avoid getting carried away. We all saw what happened after the week one victory over a Saints team we now know is basically wandering in the wilderness without their gifted coach. To go from that to blowing a heartbreaker against the Rams in week two was a huge crash, tantamount to the sorts of meltdowns I've seen teenage girls go through while coming down off their first cocaine high (don't ask, I don't want to talk about it). Too many of those in too short of a time might very well send me permanently off the rails, and the last thing any of us wants is for me to get arrested naked behind John Riggins' woodpile, cradling a shattered Redskins helmet and blubbering. Right? It's Wednesday afternoon by the time I'm posting this, because my job is loading me down like a pack mule and I've been working 12 hour days that end with me feeling like my brain is leaking out of my ears. I hope by now we've all chilled out and started to prepare for our foreboding trek to the hinterlands of New Jersey, where our boys will face the defending Super Bowl champion New York Giants. Because let me tell y'all, I am not feeling confident about that game right now.

But we can talk more about that on Saturday. See all of you then.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

How Appropriate--My Sanity Is Also Questionable For This Game!

"What do you mean, 'gametime decision,' coach?"
I've been monitoring RG3's status about as closely as is possible over the course of the week, not only because he's the Redskins quarterback but because he has also been the starting quarterback for one of my three fantasy football teams. The fact that he's listed as questionable for the week skeeves me out enough that I've brought in my backup fantasy football quarterback, the one and only Matthew Stafford, who will be out there floundering around and trying to get in better touch with his inner Kenny Stabler against the Eagles this week (and more power to him; fuck the Eagles--regardless of whether I tend to like VA Tech alumnus Michael Vick). And if I'm really honest, RG3's starting status probably matters a lot more to the welfare of my fantasy football team than it does to the actual on-field product that the Redskins go with this Sunday. Mathematically speaking, we could technically still have a 13-3 season as of right now, and I recognize that. But let's not kid ourselves. For this Redskins team, the one we've watched play over the past month and a half, to finish the season with any sort of winning record, even the stepchild of winning records, 9-7, would be a stone miracle. I'm not predicting a slow boat ride to hell for the rest of the season or anything, but as I've said in pretty much every entry I've written for this blog so far, I really don't believe RG3 changes all that much in terms of the team's overall fortunes.

It's easy for me to tell myself that the reason our game plans over the first 1/3 or so of the season have consisted of a lot of college-style designed quarterback runs is because Shanahan's playing things too conservatively, and is unwilling to let RG3 out of his box. But what am I really basing that on? The fact that he tore things up against the Saints? That was just the first step to exposing a Saints team that has never had a very strong defense. The Saints made it to the Super Bowl a few years ago on the strengths of a high-flying offense led by one of the best quarterbacks of the last decade and a weak defense that was shored up by a defensive back who had a late-career renaissance and turned into an interception machine for a couple of years. That was the Saints at their upside, and since they're pretty much playing headless this year, with all of their major coaches suspended, the 2012 season represents their downside. As a week one rookie starter, RG3 rolled into the Superdome and crushed the Saints defense all day, and especially in light of how badly the other week one rookie starters did that week, it made him look like a fucking badass. In particular, as I've discussed before, I saw a few passes that day that had me off the couch and hollering, "What the fuck was that? Did that just happen?" It was awesome.

But as much as I want to believe that what I saw in week 1 was undeniable proof that RG3 is a hall-of-fame level great in the prime of his life come to take the Redskins into a new era of Camelot-like peace and prosperity, uncomfortable reality has been slowly creeping into the edges of my awareness over the past several weeks, and with last week's injury, I can deny it no longer. I hate to admit it, but the far likelier possibility is that RG3 has tons of talent and a huge upside but is just not there yet. None of us are around when the team is practicing on Wednesday afternoon or whatever and Shanahan is testing out a gameplan for the next week. We don't know what he's seeing and can't guess how much of that is affecting the kinds of plays we see on Sunday afternoons. It's entirely possible that RG3 is slipping up and throwing picks or losing track of his receivers or some other horrible issue is coming to light in practice that is driving Shanahan's conservatism. Much as I find it tough to imagine considering what I've seen the guy accomplish in highlight reels from Baylor's 2011 season, maybe he's not really ready to wing it downfield on a consistent basis. Maybe the designed runs are covering up for some other weakness that the elder and younger Shanahans are frantically working to erase from RG3's overall play before anyone else finds out about it and exploits it. I don't want this to be true, but unless I'm willing to assume that Shanahan is a total dimwit who has no idea what he's got in RG3, I have to figure that the gameplans we're seeing are in place for a reason. By the way, don't get me wrong, I have not taken the possibility that Shanahan really is just an idiot off the table--check back with me in week 11 and see where I'm at with that. But as of now, I'm reserving judgment.

And really, is Kirk Cousins a world away from RG3 at this point in time? There are some obvious differences in skill level and poise, and we saw them firsthand as Cousins blooped out two picks in a row to seal the Falcons game away. But the guy is not exactly Rex Grossman--at least, not yet. Some of the mistakes he made last week are very similar to the sorts of mistakes we've all been watching Grossman make for, it feels like, five years now (in truth, he's only been on the team for a little over two--crazy, huh?), but Cousins has an excuse. He's young and raw--where Grossman is 32 and has been in the NFL for a decade, Cousins is 24 and was seeing his first regular-season action last week, in game 5 of his rookie season. Look at the difference between week one Andrew Luck and Andrew Luck last week, all bringing the Colts back from a 21-3 deficit and throwing for over 350 yards. The guy seems to be pulling things together fast. Could Cousins do a similar thing on the field? Well, who knows? In truth, he might end up like Brandon Weeden, another struggling passer on a mostly-woeful team who has both great and terrible plays in seemingly every quarter. But really, considering how the team is operating right now, somebody who plays slightly better than Grossman but still has potential for a great deal of improvement isn't the worst option by any means.

Could those be... gunslinger eyes?
But like, I'm talking rationally in the past several paragraphs, and we all know that rationality is a lie when it comes to the way sports fans feel about their favorite teams. In no way shape or form do I see it as no big deal whether or not RG3 sits this game out. I pretty much have chalked this season up to the eternally delayed "rebuilding year" and assumed that regardless of how well we do, we won't make the playoffs and all I'll really be able to gain from this year is, at best, the hope that next year, the team will actually be good enough for it to matter. A lot of people might hate me for saying that, but I will admit that that's really where I'm at. Still, though, for RG3 to ride the pine this week against the Vikings feels like it means EVERYTHING. And not even for this season, which, like I said, I really don't care about. It's more like something that will set the tone for the team's spiritual health over the next few years, or at least until the end of the Shanahan regime. If the proper authorities don't clear Griffin to play, well, that doesn't say anything about the team, it's just an unfortunate circumstance we'll all have to live with. But considering how the week has gone for him, with him practicing every day, doing well on all the medical tests, and remaining asymptomatic for five days now, I have to figure he'll be cleared. At which point any reluctance to let him into the game becomes the team's own, and absolutely is a referendum on where we as a franchise are headed over the next five or so years.

We can't afford to sink back into meek, pale defeatism, worrying about when to take a chance and then consoling ourselves when our half-stepping ain't quite enough to win the games we need to win with bullshit platitudes about "We'll get 'em next time" and "we beat ourselves" and "we're better than this." No shit, sherlock! Every Redskins fan in the world knows that, while we may not be world beaters, we've got a team on our hands that damn well ought to be able to win 8 or so games this year and let the rest of the NFL know that we are at least working on coming back. Dropping games to opponents who are just as clay-footed as we are, and doing so in obviously recallable moments when the killer instinct was lacking or the wrong plays were called or no one seemed to have enough energy to finish the job, is just worthless. I can think of so many games over the past several years where the Redskins have had a great first half, taken a significant lead, and then seemed to just fall over on their sides, go "We're tired, let's just kill the clock for the next quarter and a half," and in so doing, let 10, 14, 17 point leads get pissed away. At the end of it all, after another loss by less than a touchdown, the platitudes get aired out again and I find myself turning into an old school anarchist. "If not now, when?" I scream at my television. "If not you, who?" That's really the question. Are we going to put our best foot forward, let RG3 go out there and prove it on the battlefield with his arm and his quickness and his intelligence, or are we gonna half-step an entire game out of some misguided idea that there's always time to become a winning team somewhere down the road? We have to fight and scratch and claw for every fucking game--the best teams in the NFL have to do that every year, and if we want to be one of those teams, we have to do it too. Saying "fuck it, give the golden boy a rest" and letting Kirk Cousins start the game would be a symbol that we are still not ready to do that. And once again, I must ask--if not now, when?

Just who the fuck are you, anyway?

And then there's the question of this Vikings team we're facing this week. They're coming into this game 4-1, with one of those wins being against the seemingly-unstoppable juggernaut that is the 2012 49ers. I don't know about any of you, but that seems all kinds of wrong to me. I fully recognize that the Vikings have some great players on their team--Percy Harvin is a young, hungry wolf of a wide receiver, and Adrian Peterson is probably the best running back the league's seen in the past decade. On the defensive side of the ball, they've got that redneck asshole Jared Allen, who can eat a big ol' bag of fuck (with extra mayonnaise) as far as I'm concerned but is still an incredible defensive lineman, and the last thing I want to see is him scoring multiple sacks on RG3. But even as I say all this, in my mind I'm thinking, as I've always kind of thought, that the Vikings are a second-tier team with a lot of holes and weak spots. I don't know what the 49ers did wrong to lose to them, but I figure it must have been something, because they don't seem good enough to beat the 49ers in my mental estimation of them. But this is all blind bluster, really, because the fact remains that I haven't seen the Vikings actually play this year. The last game I saw them play was last year in Sunday Night Football, when Donovan McNabb did such a bad job that coach Leslie Frazier said fuck it and put the rookie in to try his luck under center. During the moments of that game that I caught, Christian Ponder still seemed very much a raw collegiate recruit trying to figure out a bigger, faster game, but I haven't seen the guy play since, and for all I know he's become a really good NFL-level pocket passer. I really don't have a solid handle on whether or not he'll look great in the pocket tomorrow afternoon, or whether things will be collapsing on him most of the time. I know one thing, though--if he could burn the 49ers for two touchdowns in the air and another on the ground, all without turning the ball over, he is cause for concern.

Our secondary has kind of looked like Swiss cheese this year. I can't really point to a perennial loser along our back line, so it's tough to say that it's when QBs look Josh Wilson's way that we have trouble, or Madieu Williams, or whoever. It more seems to me like the unit is not playing together as a team that well. Blown zone reads, inability to successfully execute man to man coverage, etc. If Ponder figures this out (and really, who am I kidding? The Minnesota coaches have probably showed him film of it), we're gonna be burnt toast on the defensive side of the ball all day tomorrow. This is something I ultimately blame on Jim Haslett, by the way, whose Cover Zero/rush everybody strategies strike me as being specially designed for a really great, A-level defense, which the Redskins do not have at this point. The guy doesn't seem willing to work with what he has and design a defense that keeps it conservative, giving things up underneath in order to avoid big plays rather than selling out everything we've got to try to get some glamorous high-profile stop but risking getting burned on a regular basis. How many times have you seen a Redskins blitz almost work but then at the last second turn into a 25-yard gain for the opponent? Too many, if you ask me. We really need to be more honest about what we (don't) have on the defensive side of the ball and stop acting like nothing's wrong and then getting burned for 50-yard passes by second-tier teams.

However, I don't think that change is gonna take place this weekend. I think getting burned for 50-yard passes by a second-tier team might very well be the theme for tomorrow afternoon. I don't know whether, in the fullness of time, Christian Ponder will grow up to be Drew Brees or just a really lucky Alex Smith. But it doesn't really matter right now. Worrying about the future is what keeps the Redskins from focusing on the present, and if they can't get their focus on the present soon, they're gonna keep dropping winnable games. It's like someone told me years ago when I was having trouble finding time to write--if you wait for the conditions to be perfect, you'll be waiting your whole life, because nothing's ever perfect. You've got to accept the imperfections of the space you're in right now, and try to do as much work as you can within those limits. That's something the Redskins have been bad at for years, and I think the team's fortunes will only turn around as a whole once they start accepting their current limits and finding a way to turn negatives into assets, or at least value-neutral situations.

And this advice might seem diametrically opposite to my previous cries of "If not now, when?" But if you think about it, both of these points are based on the same idea. Just as the Redskins need to stop gameplanning for assets they don't have, they need to stop worrying about hypothetical negative outcomes and not only recognize but utilize the assets they've got. We need less six-man blitzes on the field and more RG3 pocket passes. Will it happen tomorrow? I don't know. But if it doesn't start happening soon, then I think all that hype after week one about how the Redskins have finally turned the corner will look like the most rancid sort of bullshit by week 12 or so. And getting to say I told you so won't be any kind of consolation.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Thrown into the Fire

This preview for the Packers at the Vikings was delayed due to College Football, the World Series game tonight, and from playing a lot of Arkham City. Some news before we get to the x-factors for the game. Sam Shields will be out for this game with a concussion (for some reason he didn't go down after picking a ball off instead he got WOO-Hit in the end zone) so Jarret Bush will take his place in the starting lineup. Chris Cook today got arrested for Domestic Assault and will probably miss tomorrow's game because of it. That makes the Vikings secondary very thin since he was already taking the place of Antoine Winfield. Before I get to the 7 factors for this game I got to say this game scares me because the Vikings in recent history have been a thorn in our side especially in the MetroDome.

Here are the 7 factors that will determine the outcome of this game.
1. The Crowd/Dome factor: Our young offensive line has to handle the noise that the crowd can generate. Cut down on false starts that put our offense in long 3rd downs to convert. If we can get an early lead we can take the crowd out of the game and as we learned from the movie GLADIATOR if Ponder wins over the crowd he gains his freedom.
2. Jared Allen: He leads the league in sacks with 10 this year and is notorious for being a Packers' QB killer. One year in just two game against the Pack he had 6 or 7 sacks which was half of his total for the season. Marshall Newhouse and Bryan Bulaga will have to kept him off of Aaron Rodgers or the Packers offense will have trouble moving the ball during the game.
3. Vikings' secondary: They will have a tall order in front of them trying to stop Greg Jennings, Donald Driver, James Jones, Jordy Nelson, and Randall Cobb shorthanded. The Packers WRs as we found out this week will be extra motivated because for every drop they have to buy the other 4 WRs a $100 best buy gift card. This matchup will determine the game if the Vikings DB's can contain the Packers WR's then the Vikings can stay in the game if not it will be as blooded as GLADIATOR for the Vikings secondary.
4. Jermichael Finley: Erin Henderson this year has had trouble covering TE's down the middle and this week he has to cover the physical mis-match that is Jermichael Finley. If they double Finley then it gives Jennings, Jones, and Nelson one on one matchups they can abuse like Chris brown did to Rihanna. If they only single cover him he will make Erin his bitch in this game. How the Vikings decide to cover Finley will determine where Rodgers goes with the ball.
5. Adrian Peterson: The Packers will have to stop ALL Day or Rodgers will be sitting on the sidelines a lot on Sunday because the Vikings will give us a heavy dose of Peterson. AP is the heart of the Vikings offense and if we can cut off the blood supply to the heart then the other organs of the offense will fail because the heart is not pumping out the needed supply of blood.
6. Christian Ponder: who the title of this post is referring to. He will be making his 1st career NFL start against Dom Capers and his defense. From watching him in college a lot ponder can run as well as throw the ball so Capers will have to remember that when calling blitz's this week. Ponder looked good in mop up duty last week, but this week he faces a defense preparing for him and only 1 rookie in recent history has beaten the defending super bowls champions. This week as his shadow he will have Clay Matthews Jr. chasing him for 4 quarters all over the field. I think he will do well but make normal mistakes for a rookie in his 1st NFL start.
7. Aaron Rodgers: Once again he is the #1 projected Quarterback in fantasy football this week on espn and yahoo. He will have to shake off the fog that happened in the 2nd half last week. He should be able to put up big numbers this week and keep his NFL record for consecutive games with a 100+ QB rating going this week. I projected he will throw for 325 yards this week and 3 TD's.

Before I go I will leave you with my prediction for the game and will talk to you again next week with my thoughts on the outcome of this game.

Packers 31 Vikings 20

Saturday, August 27, 2011

NFL ACLB PREVIEWS - #17: MINNESOTA VIKINGS


PERTINENT DATA: 6-10 last year; 35 to 1 odds to win Super Bowl XLVI.
BEST CASE SCENARIO (Raven): Look, the truth of the matter is Donovan McNabb has never been as bad as he's been made out to be. And he's never had a RB like Adrian Peterson to draw QB-hungry D-linemen off his cologned scent before. Basically, McNabb is the Black Brett Favre, just a little more gimpy-armed, but not much. I know they've lost some guys on offense, but they still have a rock solid offensive line (something else McNabb has not had very often) and one of the best defensive lines in the NFL. The Williams brothers (who are not brothers in the familial sense, though I'm sure they call each other "fam") are the most amazing pair of DTs I think I've ever seen, and yet you hardly know who they are because their names are so normal as well as interchangeable. Having a no nonsense player's coach like Leslie Frazier come in to take over from that little sexually perverted cuckold Brad Childress is only going to help things. It's hard to really go to battle for your head coach when he's asked you be involved in tag teaming his wife while he watches through the slats of the closet door, and that really held the Vikings back the past couple years. And still they were one errant Favre pass from going to the Super Bowl. I'm not saying they'll get to the Super Bowl now, but they'll certain outperform their preseason expectations, and be a serious contender in the NFC North.
WORST CASE SCENARIO (Neil): I am so happy because the worst case scenario for the Vikings is HILARIOUS. I mean, yeah, last year was kinda the EVERYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG year and that shit probably won’t repeat itself as absurdly as it did last season – I doubt their roof caves in again this year or that they’re held hostage by a middle aged dude’s midget dong – but then again, we’re here to discuss worst case scenarios and so, hey, why not wallow in the hilariously absurd and the absurdly hilarious? In this scenario, Donovan McNabb reveals he can’t read, Jared Allen gets busted with Filipino ladyboys and a mountain of stolen prescription pills in some seedy motel room in Idaho and once again the world of the Minnesota Vikings becomes a hillbilly circus. Maybe they’ll even trot Randy Moss out there again. Who knows? I’m just saying . . . that lockerroom has been poisoned. It still has the stink of Favre and Brad Childress and I’m pretty sure Daunte Culpepper’s ghost is still hanging around, embarrassing everyone with his stupid touchdown dance. Sure, sure, they still have Adrian Peterson and Kevin Williams and a bunch of talented dudes hanging around, but there comes a point where everything just gets too dysfunctional and you just stop giving a shit and then you’re in last place and even Lions fans are laughing at you and your stadium is collapsing and the last thing left for you to do is to snap and beat the hell out of some poor Minnesota farmer named Gustafson – in my mind they’re all named Gustafson and look like the quiet dude in Fargo – and then wind up on ESPN with a mugshot that makes you look like you were possessed by demons and Wild Turkey. I’m not saying that will definitely happen, but don’t tell me you can’t see Jared Allen’s face in that mugshot.
PLAYER TO PULL FOR (Raven): Honestly, after all he's had to go through in his professional career, I'm going to say Donovan McNabb, mostly so I could link to this classic post from the earlier days of Armchair Linebacker.
PLAYER TO HATE MOST (Neil): I’m going to cheat a little and just cut and paste what Raven Mack said about Jared Allen when we were writing the All-ACLB Team because this just about sums it up: “Jared Allen puts on this image of being a crazy redneck weirdo dude, and you would think he'd be the obvious choice for a team like this. But I don't know, something doesn't jibe with that dude. It all seems very contrived, like he's a cast member on MTV's Real World Minneapolis or something, not a for-real crazy ass redneck type who would tattoo a giant catfish eating a naked woman on his forearm saying BOTTOM FEEDER in old English letters. He does purposely choose the number 69, which is a sign that maybe he's for-real, but I don't know. I just don't trust those beady eyes of his. They're not beady in a "let's push the couch in front of the door because we've been up for four days and I'm pretty sure I hear the cops outside because those motherfuckers know about that girl in Henderson City last month" type beady eyes that make sense because you've been there; it's that shifty beady eyes of a guy who buys canning jars at Target to have a "moonshine party" where you really are just drinking vodka or gin, the beady little eyes of a used car dealer, not a meth dealer. Meth dealers do not lie to you - in fact, they are brutally honest. Used car dealers are fucking scum, even the good ones you went to high school with. So that's why I chose John Abraham, because we don't need a guy like Jared Allen around.” There you have it.
BEST NAME ON TEAM: Conan Amituanai. I am Raven and I choose these names, though for whatever reason I never label that, but anyone who reads my football babble knows I have a Samoan player fetish, and that just goes through the roof when they are named after Presidents (like Reagan Maui'a) or mythical warriors or medieval beasts or something like that. So this dude wins.
IN A PERFECT WORLD (Neil): In a perfect world, the Vikings would embarrass both themselves and everyone in Minnesota, go 0-16, have their shitty stadium bulldozed and then their idiot Viking mascot would be paraded naked through the streets of Detroit, maybe in one of those wheeled cages like the Romans used to use whenever they would display a conquered chieftain. I realize I am perhaps overfond of dudes being paraded naked through the streets of Detroit, and perhaps this says something about me, something weird and deranged and indecent, but I make no apologies for it. Were the ancient Romans weird and deranged and indecent? Wait . . . that’s a bad example. Okay, fine, that motherfucker could wear a loincloth or maybe a diaper. Yeah, put him in a diaper and parade him through the streets of Detroit. Maybe he could have a pacifier in his mouth and . . . yeah, you’re right, that is somehow even worse. I just want Lions fans to have a chance to throw rocks and shit at that lame dude who dresses up like an actual Viking for Vikings game. If that’s wrong then fuck you, I don’t want to be right.
PROGNOSIS (Raven): Donovan McNabb sucks, but not enough to outright suck. Just enough to go 7-9.