Logan Paulsen I

Nordic warrior name,
with wolf mane and bearded face -
he stumbles forward.

Great athletes sell jerseys but
warrior men win football games.

Santana Moss I

He has said before,
"We're better than this," after
an embarrassed loss.

I hope this mentality
was waived during pre-season.

Alfred Morris I

Lord Alfred Morris,
unknown man from obscure school,
who hath made starter.

Beware fickle heart changes
of Shanahan the Elder.

Nick Sundberg I

Long snapper breaks arm
on first punt, wraps it in tape,
and finishes game.

He did ask QB to get
more first downs, for less punting.

Robert Griffin III II

Still drunk off the hope
the young number 10 gave us
yesterday, all day.

Four quarters of performance
is not something we're used to.

London Fletcher I

Dear London Fletcher,
let your warrior spirit course
through this locker room.

Let your more with less lifestyle
become team identity.

Robert Griffin III I

I hope my bootleg
chink jersey gets here before
RG3's broken.

An offensive line made from
scrapped parts and draft overhype.

Dan Snyder I

Devil man of wealth
whose fingers poisoned my love,
I pray for your death.

I am of common folk, not
your bourgeoisie believers.