Thursday, December 27, 2012

no NFLuminati Index, or Neil

So hey folks, I don't feel like doing the NFLuminati Index. I mean I started doing it, but just ended up writing "fuck you" at the end of each blurb. The 49ers moved up to #1, which automatically seems weird since they got blown out on the road, but really there's no dominant for-real team this year. It's basically full-fledged NBA-style now, where we'll throw a bunch of kinda shiny shit into the playoffs and something will come out on top and we'll all pretend for a week that it's awesome and then it will fade completely from our memory just as quickly and we will have wasted all this time for essentially nothing. But I guess that's what being an NFL fan is all about.
Speaking of which, my prediction that an elaborate Failure Demon was at play with the Redskins, setting them up for a winner-takes-all Sunday Night showdown against the Cowboys has come true. I am afraid I predicted the future too correctly, and wish I had said they'd win 37 Super Bowls in a row and miraculously Robert Griffin III never aged and also made 7 sons who all played for the Redskins as well because they kept them hidden and not playing football publicly so that we could draft them all without anybody knowing about them, which started a whole thing where teams started doing speculative drafting like Freedom of Information requests, where they'd draft "Tom Brady's son between the ages of 17 and 24, should one exist" and things like that. But ultimately I am also shocked the Redskins did as well as they did so I am good.
Not sure what happened to Neil. I think he hates you all. He sent me a piece of driftwood with RIP TGWY #669. Not sure what all that means to be honest.
But a thing I am doing, I had previously asked Neil but he seems disinterested in contributing, but we will do some sort of Spirit Warrior thing here, not sure what exactly. If you guys would like to help suggest active players to include, please do so in the comments, or we can set up an hour next week where we do that shit inside the twitters. I've got a dude I went to school with who might help start writing shit here, but I'm not sure; you can never tell how people will be motivated. I might try to get him to jump on-board with the Spirit Warrior thing. But let me know how we proceed.
If anybody wants to do a guest column on any pro team whatsoever, let us know. We'd (meaning me) like this place to be more of a free-for-all. I mean, fuck it, it's the Internet right? Anybody can do anything, right?
Okay, I hope you assholes had a solid holiday whatever you celebrate, or just a chill ass end of the year if you don't celebrate shit.

9 comments:

Bubbalouuey said...

Well, I can sing a little bit but I can't dance at all. I'm gonna wait for Stafford to play out his deal and go back to Texas with Jerruh and the Boys, TGWY must have got lost on Manatouuey island with Neil and they are living on seagull shit.

Anonymous said...

Turn out the lights the parties over...............

Raven Mack said...

Oh most definitely, without a doubt.

Anonymous said...

God Bless you every one except SWARTZ

Anonymous said...

Raven Mack most of all....go skins

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