I thought Jared Allen was going to just win the game himself there at the end. Lucky for the Lions Donovan McNabb is still QB, and in retrospect is probably a wise move not to injure him, or else the Vikings might have done better.Calvin Johnson man, that dude is too much. I also really dug how Hanson was all like, "kick the field goal, act like it ain't shit, then walk off." I'm happy that dude is getting to see them be better although I guess he was actually playing with them before they went south under Millen.
Shit, Hanson's been there since almost the beginning of the Barry era. Last week, he actually set the NFL record for most games played by a dude with one team. He has seen SOME SHIT.Also, yeah, Jared Allen was ridiculous at the end there. It was like something out of a movie, with the defensive dude all barking and growling and shit while the offensive lineman set to block him shakes and shivers like a junky. But fuck it, Jared Allen's team lost. He can go fuck himself.Also, also, the Saint in St. Calvin might not be strong enough anymore to describe his heavenly ways.
Reading this blog the last couple years has made me really pumped for you and the Lions winning. Kind of takes the sting off the Eagles losing.
It's really too bad that Jared Allen plays for a crap team like the Vikings. Same goes for Adrian Peterson. Other than those two, however..... fuck the Vikings. Just fuck them, and their city, their trolling assbag fans, their bitchy owner, that washed up loser Donovan McNabb, their gay-ass purple uniforms, and that FUCKING annoying Viking horn they blow every time someone in purple steps on their shitty field in their shitty stadium. Have fun in LA next season, when you change your name to the Douchebag Drag Queens. Was that too much? I can never tell. 3-0, WOOHOO!!!Go Lions!
I would not go so far to give Jared Allen credit as a human being. He still has that blank-eyed look of a Johnny Knoxville entourage member, so much so I bet he would be stoked to read that about himself, which just proves the point about what a dumbass he is.
although also the choice of #69 is always commendable, unless you can get a #68 and owe them one
I was eaten alive, shamefully, with The Fear this week, and ended up turning the game off at halftime due to my fervent conviction that I was making them lose. I did have the feeling that they were going to come back and win, but ONLY if I stopped watching. Must have been so awesome to see with the Calvin and the Titus and the Stafford and my very favorite favorite favorite part, the JASONHANSONJASONHANSONJASONHANSON. Sad that I missed it, but can't wait to read the revelry.
I still hate that Jahvid Best up the middle play with the heat of a thousand suns, I still don't believe that repeated failure sets up future success in any meaningful way, and I'm not sure even your wizardry, Neil, could convince me otherwise, but I could be wrong. Again.3-0 is even more fun numberings than 48-3. Who knew?
I have gone back and forth on Jared Allen over the years, and if he were on my team I would probably give him the benefit of the doubt and love him but he's not on my team, he's on the Vikings and so fuck him. I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt. I bet if him and Kenny Stabler partied, Jared Allen would be the dude who'd talk a huge game and then get wasted after, like, two beers and then do that exaggerated drunkard stumble, acting a fool and yelling at the top of his lungs because that's how he thinks drunk people are supposed to act and then the next morning he'd wake up, alone, and be all "Dude, I got so fucked up last night..." and Kenny Stabler would just look at him and laugh and be all "Well, shit, good for you, but while you were doing that I fucked that hot waitress and her friend. Her friend said she had her eye on you but you were actin' the fool." And then Jared Allen would be all "Yeah, but, dude, I got FUCKED UP" and Kenny would just shake his head, thinking to himself that this motherfucker just doesn't get it.Basically, whenever a dude is in question, I use Kenny Stabler as a measuring stick. Not so much if they can measure up to Kenny - because, really, who can? - but if they'd be able to at least hang with Kenny without him secretly thinking that they were bullshit.
"Other than those two, however..... fuck the Vikings. Just fuck them, and their city, their trolling assbag fans, their bitchy owner, that washed up loser Donovan McNabb, their gay-ass purple uniforms, and that FUCKING annoying Viking horn they blow every time someone in purple steps on their shitty field in their shitty stadium. Have fun in LA next season, when you change your name to the Douchebag Drag Queens. "I have to say, this is all entirely reasonable.
Thanks, Chinks Steaks. I am sorry for your loss. Well, not really because fuck the Eagles, but you are an e-bro, so, well, you know ...
Oh damn, CJ, you missed the happy sunshine fun time. I will do my best to capture the joy of that until recently mythical land.Also, yeah, in the second half, whenever they handed the ball off to Jahvid I would sneer and howl a bunch of gibberish like "Don't even try that bullshit. THROW THE GODDAMN BALL," but I have to admit that I was out of my head at that point. Still, I feel I was justified in my disdain.Also, also, yes, 3-0 does feel better than 48-3.
It's a weird barely any life left in a video game move, to have fragile Matt Stafford as your QB, but also really just need to let him throw the ball all the time. He's just gonna have to go a whole year to prove he's not so fragile, and then it'll be like the Rams were when they won the Super Bowl, just not gay and stupid, like the Rams were.
Fuck the Eagles is fine bro. Getting stuffed endlessly on plays needing 1 yard is very old. The reverse on 3rd and 1 was especially nice. Even the rare time they convert it they look stupid. Feeling compelled to watch 9/11 footage to feel better after a loss to the Giants forces you to re-examine a lot of life choices.
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