Monday, August 31, 2009
Michael Crabtree is a douche
Really, Mike? You're gonna let that fatass Andre Smith and the BENGALS beat you to the signing table?
It's official. Crabtree could fall off a cliff tomorrow and I wouldn't give a damn. It's the final week of the preseason. He hasn't even been to one practice. He cares about getting paid before he actually makes any money. He's been a drain on the collective psyches of 49ers fans since this bullshit began, and, in the interim, he's basically crushed the 49ers thoughts of competing in the WORST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL. A division where 9-7 could get it done. Isaac Bruce as our #1? He's 75!
Of course, I saw this coming and it didn't derail my delusions of grandeur. I guess that's what we all get for putting so much faith into him. Now, he's basically the wide receiver version of JaMarcus Russell, except not fat.
Kudos to the 49ers for having the balls to stand up to Crabtree so that they can protect their interests at heart, but as far as the future goes, he needed to be in camp, learning the offense and getting an idea of NFL game speed in the preseason. Now, he has none of that, probably won't be ready until Week 6 at the earliest (If he signs before the end of the preseason, which he'll probably try not to do, as well) and has seen a fanbase basically up in arms about not seeing their supposed new #1 playmaker with a team that has Frank Gore being held together with bits of string and super glue.
I guess what I'm trying to say is fuck you, Michael Crabtree, for basically doing the opposite of what you said you were gonna do upon getting drafted and turning into nothing more than another diva wide out who is pissed off that the dumbshits in Oakland went gaga and spent more money then they needed on inferior talent. Yep, because you can control what Al Davis thinks. Take the fucking slot money, ask for incentives, MATCH THE INCENTIVES, and then restructure in three years, you dumb fuck.
Oh, I'm gonna keep the bitterness coming. If this is what Crabtree is gonna give me, I'm gonna make it work. Take it to the bank.