I know it's preseason. I know the games don't count. None of that matters because I just saw the Oakland Raiders get ass raped by the Saints today. And not like the humorous, cartoonish sort of ass raping. We're talking the traumatic, full industrial strength sort of ass raping. I knew they weren't going to be good this season, but I didn't really think they'd get worse. This is going to be a bad, bad year. Neil, you may end up with some company in the 0-16 club. Fuck my life.