tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post7253157567694887972..comments2024-03-22T03:17:47.335-04:00Comments on Armchair Linebacker - a New Writing blog: DANGER! DANGER! YOUR TEAM REALLY SUCKS!Raven Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00777849609532782535noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-14685085138137383762009-08-30T15:06:49.701-04:002009-08-30T15:06:49.701-04:00I hear you, bro. I hear you.
But at least you...I hear you, bro. I hear you.<br /><br />But at least you've got that scintillating can't miss first round pick in Darius Heyward Bey, so . . . oh, I see. I'm . . . I'm so sorry.<br /><br />But I mean, at least you have a young energetic owner, who . . . wait, what? The blood of the innocent? What does that even mean? Oh, I see. I'm . . . I'm so sorry.<br /><br />Goddamn, Harpo. Maybe Kenny Stabler will show up, drunk, white mane flowing, stripped to the waist with a bunch of leathery blond strippers on each arm, and will attempt to wrestle JaMarcus Russell or something in the middle of a game. I don't know, something to look forward to maybe.<br /><br />Yeah, basically I just turned Kenny Stabler into Ric Flair, but fuck it, these are things you must do to keep yourself sane this season, Harpo.Neilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16300561079216508635noreply@blogger.com