Monday, September 29, 2008

1/4TH THE WAY THROUGH HELL




I seriously don't know what to say. Another 4th quarter meltdown. Another game that should've been won that they lost. Two JaMarcus Russell turnovers leading to two touchdowns. Another collapse by an overworked defense. The same stupid play calling on offense. Nothing changes. Failure to convert on 3rd down. Terrible offensive line play. There were people who thought this team could have been going into the bye week at 3-1, 2-2 at the WORST. And yet here we are at 1-3. Why? Because of the SAME. OLD. SHIT. Get a lead, play great defense for 3 quarters, then lay down. Kwame Harris is a fucking embarrassment. He has no business playing professional football, much less guarding the blindside of your young franchise QB. The two weeks Mario Henderson played left tackle you never so much as heard his name, which is a good sign that a lineman is doing his job. Harris comes back and all of sudden JaMarcus is getting blindside pressure every down. The Chargers have traditionally had a great d-line, so what does the offensive game plan consist of? RUNS UP THE MIDDLE. Even after it is proven that they can't run up the middle, they continue to attempt to do just that. I feel bad for JaMarcus. He didn't play that bad, and has actually done a decent job of being a care taker so far. The pick he threw really was McFadden's fault as it bounced off his hands into the waiting arms of a San Diego linebacker. The fumble can be entirely pinned on Kwame. This is a game JaMarcus should've won, yet the horrible play calling and winded defense took it away from him.
PS- Hey Uncle Al, that washed up injury prone head case you insisted on bringing in as your #1 receiver has a grand total of 4 catches 1/4 of the way through the schedule. Way to spend your $$$ there, you pompous old fuck.

2 comments:

Neil said...

Oh man, I can't wait until the day when Al Davis holds a press conference, the door opens and in walks Matt Millen. I imagine Harpo will be found somewhere in Mexico or Guatemala or wherever wearing some dude's head for a hat and their skin for a jacket.

Harpo said...

I will be wearing nothing but a silver and black jumpsuit made from Al's wrinkled, washed out skin. That, and an eye patch. And possibly a solid gold cod piece.