Well here's your chance. Someone internetted out a phone number that was supposed to be his office, and I just tried it at around 10:30 pm eastern time, went to answering machine, and said, "You've reached the Washington Redskins Executive Office..." and then some other stuff but I hung up because I hadn't thought of anything to say yet, and didn't just want to ramble and cuss and get arrested tomorrow for making death threats.
Anyways, the number to Dan Snyder's office is 703-726-7133. The fax number (in case you are a creative type) is 703-726-7124. Please disseminate without discretion amongst Redskins faithful who will outlast this tyrant capitalist who has forced himself upon us unwillingly.