Mike and Ike - Browns Steelers Preview, jesus every year it's just like this

Cleveland and Houston have their problems and Mike Tomlinson is just one.

Hurricane Ike (www.stormpulse.com), when it leaves Texas, will follow the Steelers to Cleveland where it will leave enough water to cover Josh Cribbs high ankle sprain and float my Kosar fatheads out to Lake Erie never to be seen again. It’s time to break with the past anyway and new, more mobile fatheads will be acquired via Fathead Emergency Management - AFC (FEMA).

The Browns pathetic 0-1 start last year was the end of the season until game two but history won’t be on their side again- Pittsburgh is no Cincinnati and any attempt at a shootout with your second and third receivers on the bench is doomed from the start. So here it is, Jamal Lewis plus torrential downpours is all that remains between a society hell-bent on Steeler hegemony and one based on civilized Brownian democracy. A Steelers win means the end of the Browns season- no more patsies on the schedule like last year and no more this year unless you include the Redskins and I guess you should but for Christ’s sake they have Jim Zorn as coach and Jim Zorn ruined any playoff hopes for the Browns in the late 70’s and he will do it again.

I’m in the uncomfortable position of hoping a Stallworth can play in a Steelers/Browns game. It’s like that for the Browns now as they gamely try to play catch-up to the Pittsburgh machine by trading draft picks and getting old Steeler surnames into the lineup. It will end in torn quads, concussions and Ted Washington acquisitions.
Good luck Houston.