WE AM BEARZARRO

WE AM BEARZARRO, PERFECT IMPERFECT DUPLICATE OF CHICAGO BEARS!

CHICAGO BEARS TERRIBLE AT SCORING, WE AM SCORED 48 POINTS! LEAD LEAGUE IN POINTS OF SCORE!

CHICAGO BEARS ALWAYS AM KNOWN FOR RUNNING GAME AND DEFENSE, WE AM AVERAGING 3.6 YARDS PER CARRY AND MAKE VIKINGS LOOKING LIKE OFFENSIVE JUGGERNAUT! FANS VERY HAPPY! FANS BOO IN APPRECIATION! HA HA!

BEAR MIKE BROWN ALWAYS AM OUT FOR SEASON. BEARZARRO MIKE BROWN NEVER HURT! ON FIELD FOREVER AND EVER! PRETTY IMPERFECT, HUH?

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A win is a win, I suppose.