Apparently, our boy Brett Favre has an itch that no lotion or salve found on the market or at any pharmacy can relieve him of. The only thing that can help this particular itch is if he scratches it. By stratching this metaphorical itch it would mean that Brett Favre would once again return to being an NFL quarterback. Just one problem...that motherfucker just retired not too long ago!
I understand if he has the urge to play like R.Kelly has the urge to pee on underage girls but that's because he's used to the routine after all these years of being an NFL player. He doesn't have to come back and play. Shit, let Rodgers get a chance to get his uniform dirty! Let him lead a drive downfield and finish with a TD. Let him make a Lambeau Leap or two. Let the yooung kid get his thing in action, Brett! Stop being a shine blockin' oldhead!
Did Brett really get in contact with the Green Bay Packers organization to be reinstated or is it just rumors and conjecture? Is Al Harris an asshole for fanning the flames of this rumor? Will ESPN please come up with another news story to report? I guess we'll all find out soon enough, won't we?For more sports, film and Hip Hop related fuckery visit my main blog Poisonous Paragraphs and stop by my timeshare I Hook A Beat Up.
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