Great News for Redskins Fans!

The stupid amusement parks Dan Snyder owns like 5% of had to declare bankruptcy. Hopefully this is the beginning of a tragic fall from wealth for the little fucker and he can sell the team to whoever is the new Rayful Edmonds of DC. Really, once I became uncomfortable with wishing for his private helicopter to crash, bankruptcy due to stupid business dealings was my only hope for him to eventually sell the team, hopefully before my depression-induced alcoholism (plus genetics... thanks family tree of drunk fucks!) completely cirrhosicides my insides, and I can watch them play a meaningful game in January again.