Just End The Season 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Patriots are 6-4 and in 3rd place in the AFC East. Do you know the last time the New England Patriots were 6-4? Probably 2002. The Patriots can't defend a kick return properly. Their RB and CB corps have been decimated. Adalius Thomas is out for the season. Their starting QB is out for more than just this season. They can't even threaten opposing defenses with the deep ball to one of the greatest offensive weapons in NFL history and to top it all off they can't throw touchdowns in the Red Zone. WTF? Is this America? We have a Black president, a man had a baby and is pregnant with another one and the Titans (sans Vince "Nervous Breakdown" Young) are undefeated. Is this an alternate universe or some shit?

The Patriots play the once thought to be terrible Miami Dolphins for a shot at the AFC East lead. Who fuckin' cares? This is Boston. You either go to the Super Bowl and win the NFL Championship or fuck you very much. The Red Sox are about winning the 'chip. The Celtics are all about winning the 'chip. The Patriots? Who even cares? They want to limp to a 10 game win season and maybe eek out a playoff game win. Fuck that! This season was supposed to be about redemption and all we got was disappointment and complete mediocrity. This was the last season of the NFL Championship window and now it's gone.

Fuck Belichick's record after bye weeks. If you don't have the talent on the field or personnel to execute your game plan then does it even matter what you plan since it can't properly be put into action? Maybe you should've decided to pay someone besides just Tom Brady, huh? I hope this season just ends as soon as possible so I can focus on basketball season. Don't expect me back around here until the playoffs to write snarky posts. Read my thoughts about shit I actually enjoy writing about over @ Poisonous Paragraphs.

*Pees on the 2008-09 NFL schedule*

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