One of the many negative results of moving away from your hometown is you become an out of market fan. This means that, unless you want to get raped by Jimmy Kimmel and DirectTV or fork out an unreasonable amount of money for a shitty audio feed, you have to miss most of your team's games.
One of the many negative results of working in a public policy center affiliated with a former member of the United States Senate is that you get a tad bit busy during election time.
When these negative results combine, it means that I have watched exactly three minutes and forty eight seconds of the Titans this year. In the irony of ironies, those three minutes and forty eight seconds were watched at the Value City furniture store in Beachwood, Ohio while my fiancee and I looked for a couch. They had the Ravens that week and, because the Ravens used to be the Browns, that was the local CBS game in Cleveland that week.
So yeah, my team is 9-0 and I have absolutely no idea how they got there. I hear that this Chris Johnson kid is a pretty good running back. I've also heard that Vince (Peace Be With Him) is no longer the man in town. I thought Kerry Collins was coaching Pee Wee league in suburban Wichita, but what do I know?
Now that this election is over, hopefully I can contribute more and actually watch a game.
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