Sunday, September 21, 2008

Oh sweet fucking Christ


I knew this game was going to end this way. As soon as they came out after the half and Kiffin decided to start playing some prevent offense, I just knew this was going to happen. Some people would say that there were some positives to take away from this game. Some people would focus on the defense kicking ass for three quarters. Some people would take solace in the ongoing development of Johnnie Lee Higgins. Those people are fucking losers who comfort themselves with fairy tales like moral victories. I am a fan of a football team that fucking sucks. I am a fan of a franchise that is being run into the ground. I am a fan of a team who each week goes out and finds new and creative ways to rip my heart out and moonwalk all over it. There are no moral victories, only actual ones. Now I get to look forward to yet another week of people calling local sports shows and asking why Kiffin decided to run the ball up the middle for no gain the entire second half. Now the FIRE KIFFIN bandwagon is going to be running at full speed, and at this point who even gives a shit? There is no coach in the world with an ounce of self respect who would touch this team right now. I just watched my team play inspired ball for three quarters only to yet again fall apart at the worst possible moment. They didn't give the game away, they let the Bills rip it freely from them. Fuck these guys. 

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yea, but they were reallllllllllly close to beating a good team. Like inches away. And there's something to be said for that.

Neil said...

I would love to see a conversation at the owner's meeting between Al Davis and Old Man Ford.

L.N. said...

aw. the defense did kick ass for three quarters! they seem like a good team to me.

Raven Mack said...

haha, harpo, your frustration is brown buffaloesque this week. who the fuck is that in the pic? they making you do big brother program down at the PO nowadays

Harpo said...

I just did a google image search for "suicide" and that was the first one that popped up.

Neil said...

Man, google image search is the only thing that got me through the baseball season. I am glad it is offering support to others who need it as well.

polyphonic said...

Did Kiffin decide to run prevent defense, or was it Ryan?

Harpo said...

I'm sure Ryan decided to run the prevent defense, but Kiffin made the call to run the prevent offense, which consisted of McFadden or Bush running straight into the arms of Buffalo's d-line each play during the second half.

Raven Mack said...

james lofton is your rumored coach of the week this week, I guess Al finally found somebody stupid enough to take the job

Neil said...

I still think Al should just make himself the head coach. It would be glorious.

BWT said...

god harpo i feel for you bro

i would like al davis to a.re-hire art shell or b. pay john madden like 80 million dollars to coach again

Harpo said...

The idea of Madden and Al Davis teaming up once agin might *just* be enough to make climb up to the top of a building and open fire. This franchise is stuck in a fucking time warp, man. It is soooo fucking weird.

Neil said...

Ken Stabler for starting QB in 2009. Make it happen Al, you know you want to.

BWT said...

lol i just noticed the suicide bomber kid in the picture is wearing a nike shirt

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