Eagles 38 Rams 3

"Greg Lewis sucks cock!"
- legit quote from Iggles fan moments before Lewis went off for a 52 yard play

I witnessed a three hour rape live on Sunday and then went to a pro football game. LOL JK the Eagles fans were well behaved tailgater's except for the dudes parked directly next to us who kept playing that U2's greatest hits album. These square motherfuckers had tucked in polos and were sippin on Becks the whole time. It's a shame that these guys get to go to football games and are a major part of the reason the Linc isn't half as rabid as the Vet was. I want Real Sports to do a follow up on last years piece where they go around NFL tailgates and find lame motherfuckers.

In my last post I wrote that DeSean Jackson was going to have to be on some Devin Hester shit in order to live up to expectations and while he wasn't at that level he did have this aura around him the entire game. Our receivers and punt returners have been so bad the last couple of years that we would have flipped out if we signed Ashley Lelie so suck it Harpo. Jackson didn't even score on Sunday but he was the star. On the second play of the game McNabb threw up a pass to Jackson, the type of pass he hasn't had confidence in his wideouts grabbing since T.O. left town with Jew Rosenhaus, and Jackson got it done.

I know this is just the shitty St. Louis Rams. I know they have no offensive line, no corners with any skill (Hank Basket burned those bums on Sunday), and a head coach who had Mike Tice as a mentor. But fuck all that we looked great on Sunday. Sheldon Brown killed that bitch Steven Jackson. Heck even Darren Howard had a good game. I know we play Dallas on Monday and everyones all afraid of them but I have a good feeling about the game. But uh maybe I'm a little drunk still.