tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post4057274246880844406..comments2024-03-22T03:17:47.335-04:00Comments on Armchair Linebacker - a New Writing blog: The Terrible Mind Of The Lizard ManRaven Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00777849609532782535noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-79478530727315170282011-03-19T14:09:40.766-04:002011-03-19T14:09:40.766-04:00That wouldn't surprise me. That way they would...That wouldn't surprise me. That way they wouldn't have to actually acknowledge that they were, you know, wrong.Neilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16300561079216508635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-64932395735700400212011-03-19T11:38:25.378-04:002011-03-19T11:38:25.378-04:00Those assholes are gonna wait til next year to cha...Those assholes are gonna wait til next year to change the bullshit rule. That way they can say "were not changing the rule because we fucked megatron, the lions, and everyone that lives in michigan". It was the same shit they pulled with the tuck rule.Donnienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-30273547758385613122011-03-18T15:04:07.196-04:002011-03-18T15:04:07.196-04:00Thank you as always, CJ.
And yeah, it is utterly ...Thank you as always, CJ.<br /><br />And yeah, it is utterly bewildering that we have somehow gone from a perception of the Fords as the NFL's court jesters to the league's classy elder statesmen and yet here we are. This probably says something about not only the Lions obvious improvement from the top down but our own fickle perceptions, as well as the completely odious and vile nature of many of the NFL's owners which has been brought to the forefront with the spotlight of labor strife shone upon their flawed and terrible beings. In comparison to Snyder or Jerry Jones - not to keep picking on them, but then again, why not? - the Fords look like fucking Abe Lincoln.Neilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16300561079216508635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-32363046552317921132011-03-18T11:39:08.652-04:002011-03-18T11:39:08.652-04:00Beautiful. Also, I know it goes against the power ...Beautiful. Also, I know it goes against the power structure of your metaphor, but now I will forever think of Daniel Snyder as the NFL's pygmy butler. It is his true name, his wrestling handle, and what his mother inscribes on his birthday card every year. I'm convinced.<br /><br />Yeah, I'm also looped, probably because now I have to view the Ford's as (relatively) the good guys, and I just heard someone refer to the Lions as 'epitome of a class organization.' I am cognitively dissonant, but you remain a genius.CJnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-85799312137695965992011-03-17T18:02:07.163-04:002011-03-17T18:02:07.163-04:00Yeah, but now you will have to listen to Mike Pere...Yeah, but now you will have to listen to Mike Pereira explain why you are an idiot for daring to disagree with a call. You'll understand when he is smugly telling you why Andrew Luck was allowed to shoot one of your beloved Bears with a gun on his way to the endzone in 8 months. It's not so much that the officiating will get any better or worse for you, it's just that now you will have to put up with some pompous asshole mouthpiece destroying your spirit week after week. Enjoy!Neilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16300561079216508635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-10888736688600407592011-03-17T15:33:19.541-04:002011-03-17T15:33:19.541-04:00It's not like Pac-10 officiating can get any w...It's not like Pac-10 officiating can get any worse, anyway.AERosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-12387883895156190182011-03-17T13:45:37.067-04:002011-03-17T13:45:37.067-04:00Maybe that will at least keep him off my TV. I'...Maybe that will at least keep him off my TV. I'm sorry, friendo, but your noble sacrifice will be honored in the next life.Neilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16300561079216508635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-11694405699973224522011-03-17T01:57:50.315-04:002011-03-17T01:57:50.315-04:00"probably in some subterranean cave where Mik..."probably in some subterranean cave where Mike Pereira lives and sups upon bats and molemen,"<br /><br />It's called Walnut Creek.<br /><br />http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/tag/_/name/mike-pereira<br /><br />/wrists.AERosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-19990930167535057602011-03-16T19:02:44.513-04:002011-03-16T19:02:44.513-04:00Truly, it's the chicken or the egg argument fo...Truly, it's the chicken or the egg argument for these strange and terrible times.Neilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16300561079216508635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-29395829078215261692011-03-16T18:53:07.102-04:002011-03-16T18:53:07.102-04:00Being a retard is a pre-requesite, I think.Being a retard is a pre-requesite, I think.HSOMGFnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580115438716980446.post-1542086630845167982011-03-16T18:47:54.710-04:002011-03-16T18:47:54.710-04:00What is it about management that turns people into...What is it about management that turns people into retards? Or do only retards become management? Its a mystery.UpHerwnoreply@blogger.com