Monday, February 11, 2013

Congratulations Nigeria Super Eagles

The Nigeria Super Eagles who were being bombarded with self-hatred by fucking Nigerians all over the world in the early stages of the Africa Cup ended up coming out on top, beating the Burkina Faso Burkinafasos, 1 to 0, somewhere in South Africa, which is like the one white country in Africa everybody feels okay to go to, even though the whites don't run shit any more. It is the first time Nigeria won the major international competition based on the motherland of humanity's land mass since 1994, long before Hollywood sold red t-shirts to commemorate AIDS. As a man who has always wanted to sell off all his American stuff, live in an old army transport vehicle while travelling the countryside in the  United Kingdom, until he became afoul of the law there not used to his new world freedom sensibilities, and ended up running a small militia of metaphysicist Yorubans steeped in Rene Guenon's writings, I am happy for Nigeria.